Curse

Bekkr · Dec 18, 2007, 05:09 AM // 05:09

In RA trying out weird builds, one of which happened to be a Burning Arrow R/N thing... get into the match, and random ranger (can't remember the name) says:
"is that a toucher?"
Then, before I can respond (remember, I'm wielding a bow)
"yep, it's a toucher"
*Strange Random Ranger has left the game*
So I PM him/her:
"So you can't be R/N in RA without being a toucher? I'm wielding a bow, genius"
SRR: "welcome to ignore"

heh...some people.

viper11025 · Dec 18, 2007, 06:16 AM // 06:16

In gwen:
Are thouse Shrooms?

Skawtt · Dec 18, 2007, 08:58 AM // 08:58

After coming back from being afk I scrolled up to see if I missed anything in guild chat turns out I had a whisper from some random person.

<random> Is your name really Skawtt????

I just found that kind of odd since Skawtt is my mains first name glad I had away up.

Rexion · Dec 18, 2007, 10:59 AM // 10:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harrier's haste

in LA, for no reason this guy wrote me some bull crap on how he thinks nercos sucks

i was on my male necro atm)
Him: hey
Me: ??????
Him:i think all necros should die cause they suk bals
Me: ok....do i care?
Him: Yes and FK you noob necro
Me:lol....nub cake
Him:FK U FK U FK U
Me:dude... go to hell...for the benefit of the rest of GW
Him: THAT'S A REPORT NOOB FK ER ^^^^
Me: why were you even born??? Better off dead, really.

people....so stupid sometimes.

your comebacks are as bad as the guy throwing the insults, i'm sorry to say.
you stooped down to his level when you said "for the benefit of the rest of GW."

my best moment was when we were having a Gay-Rights debate in Ascalon-D1 for some reason.. and like 5 of the gay players were really getting offended because some idiot was making a hate-speech. So after that all happened, some random guy whispered all the gay players.

Him: hi.
Me: hi?
Him: I saw what you did...
Him: I think it is great...
Me: okay?
Him: You should have every right you want
Me: ok then...
Him: Am I not buttering you up?
Me: not really
Him: would saying I have a web-cam do you any better?
Me: oh yes, lemme just go find my magic-dildo-of-B-S. /ignore

*sigh*

Nyktos · Dec 21, 2007, 09:31 PM // 21:31

Recently, in LA someone was asking about Wintersday.

Newbie: Hey is it christmas
Me: It's called Wintersday
Guy: lol big brother
Me: ?
Guy: lolol pc big brother
Me: huh?
Guy: lool its chirtsmas all that pc bull shit can go to hell
Me: its called wintersday because its a game
Me: theres no christmas in this game
Guy: lol anet pc big brother lol
Me: um...okay....
Guy: lolol big brother is watching

He then logged off.

Smile Like Umean It · Dec 21, 2007, 09:47 PM // 21:47

Last night. Got a pm from a Derv. We were the only two in the dist.

Him: sup i have told you about chadwarden

I was already in conversations so I ignored him and went about my business. Later I did Google the dude and look on Youtube. He's obnoxious, kinda annoying and has a fascination with a certain sex toy. It's his favorite word or something. It did entertain me for a few minutes though.

fowlero · Dec 21, 2007, 10:42 PM // 22:42

Nice to see some examples of the best GW has to offer.

Here's my contribution, someone wisped me wanting to buy the Woespreader 9 months ago or so ago:

(sorry if the image is a bit big)

Had me in stitches

Turtle222 · Dec 22, 2007, 12:12 AM // 00:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by fowlero

Nice to see some examples of the best GW has to offer.

Here's my contribution, someone wisped me wanting to buy the Woespreader 9 months ago or so ago:

(sorry if the image is a bit big)

Had me in stitches

hehe epic

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You can't see me · Dec 22, 2007, 02:00 AM // 02:00

The oddest message I've ever gotten was someone in Lion's Arch asking if my "Pubes" were for sale. I told him he couldn't afford them.

ThunderStruck · Dec 22, 2007, 06:38 AM // 06:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyktos

Recently, in LA someone was asking about Wintersday.

Newbie: Hey is it christmas
Me: It's called Wintersday
Guy: lol big brother
Me: ?
Guy: lolol pc big brother
Me: huh?
Guy: lool its chirtsmas all that pc bull shit can go to hell
Me: its called wintersday because its a game
Me: theres no christmas in this game
Guy: lol anet pc big brother lol
Me: um...okay....
Guy: lolol big brother is watching

He then logged off.

Big Brother is from the book 1984. You need to know about the book to understand it.

TinyTheEle · Dec 22, 2007, 03:15 PM // 15:15

I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.

"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?"

WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?"

Zeek Aran · Dec 22, 2007, 03:26 PM // 15:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyTheEle

I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.

"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?"

WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?"

I wish more people were like that. Serious or not.

Catrion-Leyt · Dec 22, 2007, 06:16 PM // 18:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeek Aran

I wish more people were like that. Serious or not.

I kind of do as well. It'd be nice every once in a while.

Rocky Raccoon · Dec 22, 2007, 06:36 PM // 18:36

2 days ago I was doing AB when some kid starts dropping the f word over and over. The more people were telling him to quit the more he did it and said he was doing it as a test to see who would report him. I fianlly PM'd him and said stop being an a##hole. He comes back and says why did you call me that I was only doing a test. Well last night I get a PM from a name I don't recognize but was expecting one from a person who answered my post for guild recruitment. I said are you interested in our guild and he says no, I am the one you called an a**hole because I was doing a test. I told him that it was very and immature and could get him banned and he said true but I am only a kid having fun. Can't wait until I log in today. The funny part is he is very polite when he PM's me and seemed hurt that someone would call him that. Go figure.

Tatile · Dec 22, 2007, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Backstory: I usually do sales on my (female) Ritualist. As I have CE Factions, I like to use the collectors dance as I spam trade. I usually sell in Kamadan, I've worked out now that I shouldn't:

Me, dancing and trying to flog some scythe. Warrior, low level, walks over and watches for a bit, then starts dancing. Annoyed, I move. I then get a party join request from the Warrior. I figure he may actually want to buy something.

Me: Can I help you?
'Him': Can you be my girlfriend?
'Him:' Yes you can
(out of proper order, he was typing as I was apparently)
Me: o.O;;
Him: I have a good account
Me: /kick /ignore

A little later...
Me: Hey Xan, some guy just asked me to be his girlfriend
Xan: WTF?

Of course, the Warrior's spelling wasn't as good as it is above. There really are some wierdos in Kamadan. The guy got lucky though, found an actual female player.

Lil Mystique · Dec 22, 2007, 08:20 PM // 20:20

I was on my tiny monk in Kaineng trying to sell something. A warrior whispers me and asks me to be his "mini Gwen" -.- My boyfriend promptly put him in his place.

onerabbit · Dec 22, 2007, 08:32 PM // 20:32

some guy pmed me everyday saying "HI" for about 2 months..

he never said anything else..

i go quite annoyed after a while and asked him, he said, he always says hi to his friends.

mind you, i never even met this guy before.

Cale Roughstar · Dec 22, 2007, 08:54 PM // 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderStruck

Big Brother is from the book 1984. You need to know about the book to understand it.

It still doesn't make any sense.

Not that weird, but about a week ago, my guild was running some HA. Mostly we were just playing for kicks, as most of our guildies have very little HA experience. For some reason we had an alliance mate as a caller, and in every match in UW (of which there were several), he insisted that we RUN THROUGH UNDER THE BRIDGE DONT GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE STOP UNTIL WE ARE ALL THROUGH. Of course by the time we were through we would have lost 3 party members and on the way to a full wipe.

Him: "Its always worked for me, us running should not be a problem"
Guild Leader: "We are running a defensive build, we need time to set up spirits and other things."
Him: "Spirits don't take that long to cast, besides, the monks should heal us as we run"
Me: "But you say that we cant stop"
Him:.... "But the spirits shouldn't be a problem, whats the bar anyways?"
Rit pings bar
Him: "Why does he have 4 spirits?"
Me: "Uhh, spirit spammer.."
Him: "Uhhhh, what?"
Guild Leader: "Okay, we are going to get someone else, thanks for coming"

1 hour down the tube to this guy, but hey, we were having a great time in GC.

Biostem · Dec 23, 2007, 01:13 AM // 01:13

I was playing my female ranger at the Thunderhead Keep mission, and I get an invite. I was lfg, so I accepted. I say hello, and leader then asks me for my name. I say I don't give out my RL name online, and he moves along looking for more people. A few more people join, and the leader asks again "hey female ranger, what's your name". I was kinda taken aback; I give the same reply as before, and things proceed normally. Shortly after, I get a pm form the leader asking for my name again. I promptly excuse myself from the team...

Shayne Hawke · Dec 23, 2007, 02:27 AM // 02:27

"Snowball is not PvP."